Go get yer boots
and rope boys, we're gonna catch us a woman! Yeehaw!
Here's the plan...
I figure we catch her
when she's weak. We'll head her off at the pass & shmooze
her into that side coral. She'll like it there and best of
all...she can't get out! But, wait! Let's think about this
a second...We won't really have the
love we want, will we?
OK OK.
How 'bout this. Show her everything that she wants to see and
even more! Do whatcha gotta do to nab her, even if it takes
being someone you're not! And just when she's hooked, reel her
in! Perfect!
Kick your shoes off my
friend, we're gonna have some fun with this one. This love
thing is sizzlin' and waiting for you to come
pluck it like a ripe plum on the branch!
"Things
will be perfect when Mr. Right gets here!"
"Love
takes hard work and sacrifice."
"Passion
is only for the young...heck it's gotta fizzle sometime!"
We shoot deer. We catch fish. We
buy houses. We chase the stock market. We hoard money. We
hide and keep secrets. Try the same with love and It's outta
here!
There must be at least
5,625 HOW-TO books written on Love. Yikes! They may as well
be titled, "Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places"!
No wonder there exists a Jerry Springer Show! We're driving
ourselves and everybody else nuts trying to catch and contain
love...and to this date it's never been done successfully!
We all
want it. We keep spinning our wheels trying to get it. We
get frustrated with it yet we keep gittin' back up on that horse.
Again. And again! Where does the insanity stop?
For me it came to a screeching
halt when I GOT that the rules of hunting and acquisitions
and Poker DO NOT apply to love. I'm sure you've noticed by
now as I have that, the harder
we try to make love work the messier it gets. And it seems
the very things I do to try keeping love become the very things
that push it away. Yikes! I've been doing this love thing
UpsideDown!
Hang on
to your britches. I've got some good news that'll rock your
world as it has mine...